Presenting the newest model of pearly whites to arrive on the market!!!
Made of only the finest materials, these twin chompers are the result of the combined effort of nine months exhaustive preparation and eight months of carefully directed engineering! They are capable of slicing, dicing, gnawing and mashing anything from ripe bananas to cooked carrots!
Made of only the finest materials, these twin chompers are the result of the combined effort of nine months exhaustive preparation and eight months of carefully directed engineering! They are capable of slicing, dicing, gnawing and mashing anything from ripe bananas to cooked carrots!
Side effects from the use of this product may include, but are not limited to, drool spots, toy chewing, food aversions, sibling finger gnawing, sleepless nights, sore mommies, cranky daddies, and the occasional yelp of pain. Should any of these symptoms persist for more than 6 years, the dissatisfied parties my apply for an upgraded version. Upon receipt of the merchandise, the owner assumes all liability for the use of this product. The manufacture is in no way responsible for bites, bruises, yelps, drawn blood and other injuries that may be suffered by its misuse.
3 comments:
I can't wait to see those pearly whites up close!
I have missed so much in her little life! Luci is such a pretty and happy baby.
Ha! I love this post! Yah, Luci for teeth. Jen, you are such a talented writer.
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