Wanted: Large, Bobble-Head Cat
Seeking large bobble-head cat, tired of the back seat of that sedan. Must be aggressive in bobbles towards sparrows and grackles, enjoy lots of sun and the occasional mud bath/gully rain. Must be good with children. Must hate the taste of garden fresh veggies, and especially seeds and sprouts.
Also accepting Bobble-Head Chihuahuas
Wanted: New, Perky Water Heater
Must be a hard worker, eager to start a job, but highly efficient and capable of self instillation.
Wanted: New Job
Must allow for excessive amounts of time off for doctor's appointments, sick kid days, lazy mommy days, trips to the zoo and daddy to-do days. Must be close to home. Company car not necessary, in the first year. Compensation must be capable of doubling our quality of life, or equal to Mike Modano's (which ever comes first). Must include perks such as trips to the Bahamas & Disney Land and Spa days for the wife.
Currently accepting all applications.
4 comments:
Dad needs someone to paint the house I am sure that time off could be arranged.
We have a perky water heater and if you want to come to Amarillo it is working right now
Thank you for the offer, but a Water Heater has filled the spot, although it seems none are capable of self instillation, creating a fairly costly problem on our end!
OH, and how is the house painting salary? Jeremiah has really strong arms (or could develope them!).
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