Ta DAAAA!!!

Presenting the newest model of pearly whites to arrive on the market!!!
Made of only the finest materials, these twin chompers are the result of the combined effort of nine months exhaustive preparation and eight months of carefully directed engineering! They are capable of slicing, dicing, gnawing and mashing anything from ripe bananas to cooked carrots!

Side effects from the use of this product may include, but are not limited to, drool spots, toy chewing, food aversions, sibling finger gnawing, sleepless nights, sore mommies, cranky daddies, and the occasional yelp of pain. Should any of these symptoms persist for more than 6 years, the dissatisfied parties my apply for an upgraded version. Upon receipt of the merchandise, the owner assumes all liability for the use of this product. The manufacture is in no way responsible for bites, bruises, yelps, drawn blood and other injuries that may be suffered by its misuse.

Reflections with Peter

Heaven

"In Heaven, when you run into doors, well, you don't even really get hurt. Yeah, you don't even get your head cracked open or nothing!"

(Peter has a running history with doors)

Sorry

I need to apologize to the persistent squirrel. It seems there is an over grown opossum who actually deserves credit for feasting on our entire cantaloupe plant. Opossums, we forgot, are fond of the night life, making a disco particularly attractive.

I am sorry Mister Squirrel, I hope the accusation has not caused offense enough for you to hurl nuts at us, but please remain insulted enough to stay out of our yard.

Only Two Wheels

Peter has officially ditched the training wheels. It seems all he needed was some wide open space.